If I show as offline, I assure you I'm not offline!!

Due to the new site bugs, my profile may show me as offline, but I promise I'm not. Please feel free to message me.

-About Me-

Hi, I'm Cali!

To introduce myself Ill start by saying I'm a bit of a nerd. I LOVE books. Emerson, Thoreau, Nietzsche, Poe, J.R.R. Tolkien, just to name a few authors.

I've been a dancer (stripper) for going on five years, Working in some of the most prestigious locations in in th U.S. Including Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and Palm Springs; Allowing me to master the art of the tease ;)

Overall, I don't bite.... unless you want me to. So lets have fun together!

-Prepair Yourself For a Luxury Expierence-

*I'm ALWAYS prepaird. I always have my hair and makeup done (unless you catch me on the off chance I just woke up.)

*Quality is key! Remember you're getting what you pay for. Not only am I always prepaired, you're receiving, a top quality interactive expierence, with A+ audio and video quality, along with prompt skype responses.

*Quality Over Quantity: After you've immersed yourself in the sensual, tantilizing excitment that will be our time together, you wont wan't anyone else.

-Words I Live By-

>"Don't settle for less, just because its available." -Unknown

>"Beauty with character ages better than perfection." -Karl Lagerfeld

>"It's all about taste, if you're cheap nothing helps." -Karl Lagerfeld

>"In order to be irreplacable, one must alwasy be different." -Coco Chanel

>"Elegance isn't about being noticed, it's about being remembered." -Gorgio Armani

DISCLAIMERS & PERSONAL REQUESTS:

- All Shows are a 5 minute minimum

- I WILL NOT give you a free preview

- ALL PAYMENT IS UP FRONT and through CMD ONLY

- There is ABSOLUTLY NO RECORDING, IF YOU ARE RECORDING I WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION.

- Please please please PLEASE DO NOT ask to do a show and then take two hours of my time to discuss details. If you take more than 15 minutes to discuss show details I will charge you for my time.

- This one I cant express enough: PLEASE BE PATIENT youre not the only one who wants my attention if I dont get back to you ASAP please dont be butthurt I didnt forget about you I promise!

- PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, dont hang up before the show is over then expect to finish it later. Once you hang up the show is OVER and YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR ANOTHER SHOW.

- Last but definitely not least do not and I repeat DO NOT Expect me to be okay with you playing with your pp drinking your pss for fucks sake if you message me and mention pss pp or bl**d you will be blocked.

- PLEASE NOTE

- If you want to reserve a show thats fine I will write it in my appointment book BUT YOU MUST PAY UP FRONT, I will remind 10-20 mins before its time to do your show. If you cant make it then you cant postpone, you have to pay for another show.